i wrote this for cesca and she did the art we make a great team
one day john and sherlock go to the store. john look at sherlock and he say “sherlock we run out of milk i’m go get some” and sherlock say okay. so they go to dairy aisle and look at milk and think about whether they want two-percent or whole. finally john say “yolo let’s get whole” and sherlock nod and reach for the carton. but john reach for the carton at the same time and their hands touch and they look at each other and john feel funny and he say “sherlock” and sherlock say “john” and they look at each other for thirty-eight more seconds then look away blushing like shojo anime. they are silent for a while until finally sherlock say “john i don’t have feelings but i think i love you” and john say “i’m not gay but i think i love you too” then they smile real big. john pick up the milk and they go to the cashier and sherlock pick up condoms on the way and john look at him funny and he grin and say “just in case” and john blush because there are five Xs on the package next to the letter L. they go back to baker street and put the milk in the fridge so that it don’t spoil and go to the bedroom and make love so loudly that mycroft hear from buckingham palace and spill his tea on his lap. then they spoon and john ask sherlock to marry him and sherlock say okay. in the morning sherlock wake up and john not there and he crey because he think john abandoned him but then he hears noise from the bathroom and goes to see. john is sitting in front of the toilet and he vomit. sherlock say “what wrong john” and john look up and say “my period is late and i having morning sickness sherlock i think i’m pregnant” and sherlock stare for a while before he crey and say “i’m so proud you having my baby” and john crey too and say “that’s what i hoped u say” then they go to bedroom and have morning sex so loudly that they wake mycroft up the end.
literally crying with laughter
You can’t just always say “Arr” at the end of a sentence, and think that makes everything alright.
(Source: tugamaggie)
